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Obscure teenager who can be found in the canteen by herself with a Rubik's Cube.
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those thoughts suck. think happy thoughts and SMILE for goodness sake
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| cat 1: | im gonna cut you |
| cat 2: | get lost u ginge |
| cat 1: | fuck yo couch nigga |
| (fight) | |
| me: | I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!! |
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but but but awwwweh
When you accidentally step on your pet's foot:
| Dog: | IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!! |
| Cat: | What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much. |
![thedailywhat:
Purrfectly Timed Photograph of the Day: Angelo DeSantis happened to hit his Canon 5D Mark II’s shutter-release button just in time to capture his cat Dexter playing Toss-a-Mouse.
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Purrfectly Timed Photograph of the Day: Angelo DeSantis happened to hit his Canon 5D Mark II’s shutter-release button just in time to capture his cat Dexter playing Toss-a-Mouse.
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oh no no no no no no
FUCKCASDCADDSFDSAF
Holy crap
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| me: | you are a fucking slut you need to kill yourself |
| me: | sorry my cat ran across the keyboard |
